Top 10 Halloween Jokes You Will Love

Top 10 Halloween Jokes You Will Love

Halloween is right here, and so is everyone busy prepping for it! Some of us are still seeking the perfect Halloween costume, while some of us are looking for some spooky décor ideas. Well, amongst all these people, there are a few, who are preparing themselves for a spooky yet the fun filled night of the year.

Are you one of those? Are you already going through the internet, to find the ghoulish and funniest jokes for Halloween? Such people are loved by everyone around. Who doesn’t want to hear a bunch of Halloween jokes on the spookiest night of the year? WELL, WE ALL DO!

For all of you who want to make people laugh out loud on Halloween, here’s a list of top 10 Halloween Jokes you will love! Memorize these jokes and let your friends and family burst into laughter whilst dressed up scary and holding some crazy drinks and food. Let’s begin the laughter.

Laugh out loud Jokes

  1. What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!

Isn’t this a hoot! Of course, what else can we find on a haunted beach other than a SAND-WITCH! That’s hilarious!

 

  1. What do birds say on Halloween? “Trick or tweet!”

Trick or treat, that’s what every kid says when they knock the door for a Halloween treat. But, if birds would’ve been able to speak, they would surely go TRICK OR TWEET all through the town. Funny right?

 

  1. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Imagine yourself being in a bakery for a big treat for Halloween and finding all the jelly doughnuts without jelly – well, the only explanation that can be, is VAMPIRES SUCKING OUT ALL THE JELLY! Ha-ha!

 

  1. What did one ghost say to the other? Get a life!

Just like we human love to chit-chat, why would ghosts be quiet, eh? So, as two ghosts talk about life, that they literally don’t have, the joke around will be to GET A LIFE! LOL!

 

  1. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!

What will you feel like if you see a skeleton running faster than anything, and climbing up a tree? Oh, come on, the DOG BEHIND WAS AFTER HIS BONES. What else could it be?

Knock, Knock Jokes

  1. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?

    Butter who?
    Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!

Knock, knock jokes are the best when you get to annoy the person you’ll telling it to. And this one is just what you need to memorize for Halloween!

 

  1. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?

    Boo who?
    Don’t cry! I didn’t mean to scare you.

Oh-oh! Don’t you cry, it was just a joke!

 

  1. Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Phillip!
    Phillip who?
    Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

Do you get it? Phillip – FILL IT! Lol!

  1. Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Dishes!
    Dishes who?
    Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!

Ha-ha, this is really a bad one! But you can tell this to everyone for a big laugh!

 

  1. Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Olive!
    Olive who?
    Olive your Halloween costume!

Oh, Halloween costumes are the best of all. And OLIVE (I LOVE) yours. Funny and cute, right?

 

Conclusion

Let this Halloween be all about spreading laughter around while everyone’s cherishing the joy of being together. Get dressed up in the spookiest outfit ever, and decorate your place to create a Halloween-y look. When everyone’s settled and having food, start with your jokes and look what a good time you all have.

Halloween is surely the best time of the year, when anyone can dress up like whatsoever and whosoever that they want.